*rings his brother*

*when he answers* Hi, Rowan, it's Richard. How's everyone?

I wish Miss Slutty Pants, AKA Margaret, will leave me alone. She wants to get back with James, but he's refusing to speak to her so she comes to me. Just because I live down the road from him. She won't come to my house any more (thank God, mainly because I told her to piss off and threatened to arrest her, getting a restraining order and everything, including putting my training to good use) but she comes up to me when I'm in the shops, only because I can't  tell her to get out of my face without causing a scene, esp. in my fave store.

I'm not surprised he's refusing to talk to her after she slept with someone else. Slag! Dad always disapproved of her, citing her resemblance to someone he knew in his past as the reason, but I believe he knew that she couldn't keep her legs shut for more than 5 mins.

You can't usually tell with Rowan, but I know he's glad they split up, at least before they got married and had kids and the like, coz she was always flirting with him and trying to get in his trousers every time he visited from Scotland. 

Besides, she's fighting a losing battle there. Last I heard, Rowan now has a boyfriend! I thought with his marriage and 2 kids, said otherwise, but I guess after the breakup, he wants to try something else.

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